Wife: Honey, what would you like to have for dinner tonight?
Husband: Anything babes… whatever you like
Wife: If you could suggest me something, I would love to cook that for you
Husband: Ummm… after a pause, “Let’s have fish tonight”
Wife: Not possible, darling, its Tuesday you see, no non-veg today
Husband: Okay, prepare some porridge with some oats in it
Wife: Nooo, we had it already 2 days before, not again!
Husband: How about rice with some lentils?
Wife: Rice in dinner??? Do you want me to put on those calories again???
Husband: Then, how about some salad?
Wife: I don’t have all the vegetables available at the moment
Husband: Then what are you planning to prepare in dinner
Wife (humor /sarcastically): Anything for you honey… lol